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The Tesla Cybertruck has been a menace on America’s roads ever since it finally went on sale late last year. The angular electric vehicle has been causing a ruckus in Maine, has been bricked by car washes and has failed at basic truck stuff. Now, one budding car modder has uncovered a neat way to make the truck instantly less offensive: googly eyes.
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Here at Jalopnik, we’re all for modifying our cars to make them perform better, look nicer and stand out from the crowd. Now, we’ve uncovered a quick fix that makes the Cybertruck more likable, and it requires nothing more than a set of cheap googly eyes.
Once strapped to the front of the Cybertruck, the eyes take the behemoth from looking like an angular monstrosity, to looking like a charming angular monstrosity. They give it some personality and make it look a bit less like it’s out to get every pedestrian nearby.
The easy trick was brought to our attention by the folks over at Futurism, who uncovered a Tesla Cybertruck owner who applied googly eyes to his truck. The owner, who goes by the name of @timmerenginerd on Twitter X, simply picked up a set of giant googly eyes on Amazon and went to town on their truck. As Futurism notes:
If you were wondering how you might make your $100,000 Tesla Cybertruck look less like a grill on wheels and more like silly cyberpunk goose, a solution has emerged: googly eyes.
Yes, googly eyes. According to the internet, Cybertruck owners are slowly but surely figuring out that slapping a goofy pair of extra-large crafting eyeballs is, without question, the best way to decorate their stainless steel vehicles.
The googly eyes were trialed in a few different locations, as you can see from the Tweet below. Personally, I prefer them placed on either side of the flattest face of the Cybertruck’s front end. Popping them in the middle makes them look a bit too much like a nose, while on the angled corners seems a little off.
What do you think? If you were putting googly eyes on a Cybertruck where would you position them? Do they belong on the front end, or should they be propped on the massive windshield as the eyes appear in Disney’s “Cars?”